Sharky Hot Dogs: The Wiener's Circle, Chicago
What do you mean, you don’t eat hot dogs?
Bringing you authentic Chicago hot dogs with a little bit of ‘tude on the side.
Menu (a Sharky Awards perspective)
Note: The Weiner's Circle is not a fine-dining establishment. We serve good food, and we tell it like it is. We do not discriminate, but it is recommended that if you cry easily, are faint-hearted, or can’t take a good joke, you get your butt and your business outta here.
Vienna Red Hot: Vienna Beef or Red Hot Chicago Dog? What do you care?
Char Dog: A grilled hot dog (instead of a boiled one). Don’t ask which is better. It’s obvious.
Char Polish: AKA classic Chicago-Style dog. Includes Mustard, Relish, Onions (grilled or raw), Tomato, Celery Salt, and Sport Peppers. Only add ketchup if you’re a wimp.
Char Veggie Burger: What’s wrong with you? You’re at the friggin Weiner Circle!
Double Cheddarburger: You’re gonna feel like crap if you eat this whole thing, but it’s good going down.
Cheddar Fries: Don’t ask if they’re good. Of course they’re good. They’re French Fries covered in melted cheese—what could be bad?
Drinks: Cola, Diet Cola, Root Beer, Orange Soda, Lemonade. If you order diet after you already order a hot dog and cheese fries, we’re gonna make fun of you. So don’t do it.
Eat here if: Your skin is as thick as your appetite.
Don’t eat here if: You wear your heart on your sleeve… and are afraid of having it ripped off, Chicago-style